So the photos of the Seattle apartment are gone. They were on my old iphone that got stolen.
But I can describe them to you. Boobs everywhere in the living room. Paintings of oranges that looked suspiciously like boobs. A painting of a lady being controlled by a puppeteer with two tiny naked people holding on to her nipples with clown paint on. A sculpture that if you stared at it had images of boobs pop up, like a magic-eye drawing. That’s the kind of place we got on Air BnB.

I got to sleep in the living room.

Published in: on September 17, 2014 at 12:57 pm  Leave a Comment  

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