Things Jennifer wants me to stop saying

Jennifer: Hey Jasmine, do you want to buy (insert clothing item/food here)?

Me (loudly): We’re too poor. 

Jennifer: You can just say ‘no thanks’ next time.


Me: I have an idea. If you want dessert we can save money and go home and just eat sugar.


Me: What? It’s the same thing.


At the bakery:

Cashier: We don’t sell that by the slice anymore. We only sell it as a minicake

Me: The minicake is a dollar more than the slice. What if I just wanted a slice… (Jennifer quickly walks away)

Published in: on October 9, 2013 at 3:57 am  Leave a Comment  

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