Reading fortune cookies from the Thai place

Jay: You have to add ‘in bed’ to the end of it

Me: No…no we don’t.

Alex: You will gain from hard work, in bed. (canned laughter) What does yours say?

Jay: My fortune is ‘eggplant.’ Oh wait. 

(turns fortune around)

Jay: Pursue your goals aggressively…in bed.  (more chuckles) That’s awesome. What does yours say?

Aj: You should read a novel and learn about life.

(silence as we all mentally add in bed to the end of that)

Jay (anticlimatically): That …just makes sense.

Me: …that’s like the most innocent ‘in bed’ fortune ever.

(start teasing Aj about her future reading novels)

Aj: You guys are assholes.

Published in: on November 9, 2010 at 9:26 pm  Comments (1)  

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  1. It is true that “in bed” makes almost every fortune better.

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