Attending Steph gave me a bottle of champagne for my champagne tap back on wards. It’s a nice sized bottle, and since I’m on mother baby unit, I estimated it to be the approx length and girth of a 35 week GA newborn. 

On the bottle was a card with my name in glitter, and inside it read: “For your awesome doctoring skills. I didn’t mean to buy you cheap liquor, I guess I just shop at cheap liquor stores.”

Steph should work for Hallmark.


Me: Thanks! I’m going to carry the bottle with me on newborn, swaddled, and introduce it as my child.

Steph: Then people are going to assume the bottle’s empty.

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