After Colleen brought us bagels one weekend morning

Courtney: Did you know one of these bagels has more calories than a chocolate donut? You’d be surprised how many calories are in one.

Me: But…they’re the good kind of calories, right?

Everyone: No.

Matt: I mean, yes Jasmine, the good kind…

Courtney: Aww poor Jasmine. So adorable.

Annelise: So naive.

Me (to them): So patronizing.

Annelise: Alright then. (bluntly) Jasmine, you’re dumb*.

Me: Well, thank you Annelise.

*Annelise was joking, and later she said that was the worst thing she could come up with to say to me.

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